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Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bella moves to Forks her junior year of high school, and meetsEdward, a boy with tired eyes and a past that haunts him. While Bella triesher damnedest to get to know him, Edward shies from her, fearing his own infatuation with her. Letting go isn't easy...
AN: Yes, is this an honest to God chapter.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4496875/13/

Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author: </a></b></a>vampire_envy9 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Edward/Bella (Tanya)
Summary:Bella moves to Forks her junior year of high school, and meets Edward, a boy with tired eyes, and a past that haunts him. While Bella tries her damnedest to get to know him, Edward shies from her, fearing his own infatuation with her. Letting go isn't easy.
Disclaimer: I, of course don't own this Twilight business. I'm just bored. AH AU, OOC, some language, and inplied underaged drinking.

His thumb moved away from my lips, but his hand remained at my cheek. We were frozen, staring. Was it just me, or was his head tilting toward mine, and mine towards his, ever so slightly? Or was that just my imagination? Was I just imagining the feeling of his breath, warm on my face? Or was that just the pulse of blood, hot, and excited, beneath my skin?

Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author:</a></b></a>vampire_envy9
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Edward/Bella (some Edward/Tanya)
Summary: Bella moves to Forks her junior year of high school, and meets Edward, a boy with tired eyes, and a past that haunts him. While Bella tries her damnedest to get to know him, Edward shies from her, fearing his own infatuation with her. Letting go isn't easy. AH AU
Note: There are more spelling/grammar problems in this chapter, probably, because I posted it after one in the morning. You'll have to forgive them.

He gave me his roguish grin.

Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author: moi
Genre: Angst/Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Language, and some implied underage drinking.
Characters: Edward and Bella (Tanya), as well as other canon pairings
Summary: This is about losing, and about finding. This is about the lie, and this is about the truth. This is about desperation, and about arrogance. This is about hate and this is about love. This is about him, and this is about her. AH AU
A/N: Who else had issues with logging in on ff.net?

1) I’d spent more time with Bella in the last two days than I probably could handle in an entire life span. 2) I wasn’t lying even nearly as much as I should have been. As I normally would’ve if it weren’t Bella that I’d been spending all this time with. 3) I didn’t feel entirely comfortable not lying as much as I should have been lying, but 4) It felt good to not be lying so much for once.

Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author:
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Edward/Bella (Tanya)
Summary: It doesn't have to be hard." I clenched my fingers around his, knuckles white with desperation. "It could be like breathing air." He almost smiled and then he murmured in my ear, "If it's as easy as breathing, then I have a lung infection." -Bella is determined to uncover what happened to Edward, to make him the way he is. In her search for a mysterious life-changing event in Edward's past, she grows closer to him, and him to her.
Disclaimer: I, of course don't own this Twilight business. I'm just bored. AH AU, OOC, some language, and inplied underaged drinking.

Title:How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author: moi
Rating: PG-13/T
Genre: Romance/Angst
Characters/Pairings: E/B, and all other cannon pairings (for the time being)
Short summary: "It doesn't have to be hard." I clenched my fingers around his, knuckles white with desperation. "It could be like breathing air." He almost smiled, and then he murmured in my ear, "If it's as easy as breathing, then I have a lung infection."AH AU
Any warnings: Language, but nothing else even worth mentioning, I don't think =/
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the following novels. I just enjoy playing with the characters.

Chapter Seven

Title:How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author: moi
Rating: PG-13/T
Genre: Romance/Angst
Characters/Pairings: E/B, and all other cannon pairings (for the time being)
Short summary: "It doesn't have to be hard." I clenched my fingers around his, knuckles white with desperation. "It could be like breathing air." He almost smiled, and then he murmured in my ear, "If it's as easy as breathing, then I have a lung infection."AH AU
Any warnings: Language, but nothing else even worth mentioning, I don't think =/
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the following novels. I just enjoy playing with the characters :D

 Chapter 5 Part 2

MERRY FLIPPING CHRISTMAS o<l:{D>
In theory, that was supposed to look like Santa Claus. I doubt it did. But I have only so much ~artistic skill~.

I have to apologize for clogging people's f-lists with this garbage, but like any other fanfiction writer, I shamelessly seek the comment/review.

Title:How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Author: moi
Rating: PG-13/T
Genre: Romance/Angst
Characters/Pairings: E/B, and all other cannon pairings (for the time being)
Short summary: "It doesn't have to be hard." I clenched my fingers around his, knuckles white with desperation. "It could be like breathing air." He almost smiled, and then he murmured in my ear, "If it's as easy as breathing, then I have a lung infection."AH AU
Any warnings: Language, but nothing else even worth mentioning, I don't think =/
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the following novels. I just enjoy playing with the characters :D
Note: I BEG YOU TO READ THE A/N AT THE END. POR FAVOR. Yeah. And this is only part one because I didn't have time to finish. So. Yes.

Ch. 5: Our Swords Part 1

Yeah. Sorry if you belong to the two comms I posted this at D: UGH. FANFICTION. YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, AT MOST TIMES.

I'm not one of those people who go around spewing ignorant garbage that I hate America, and my country is so retarded, and whatever. It's messed up, but there area countries with a lot worse problems than ours.

However, McCain/Palin better not effing win the election.

Palin is such a dumb bitch, I can't even believe she's as close as she is to running the country. "I can see Russia from my house," should only be a joke, and not direct commentary on her foreign policy.

The whole McCain/Palin campaign and everything is just so Machiavellian, I don't know how anyone can have the gall to vote for them. Plus, people are so fucking retarded think "Oh, well, he has a woman as his VP, so clearly he's for woman's rights." But, um, hello? He's not for woman having equal pay in the work place, which is bullshit. I don't understand this, at all. It does not make sense to me. Plus, if Palin is your idea of a good woman VP, you clearly have a dick attatch to you. Or you you should get a dick attatched to you. Either way.

Palin is the most hypocritical person i have ever seen. Two examples: 1)She was against funding for mentally challenged children, but then, once she had a kid with Down Syndrom she was all for it.
2) She is against schools teaching sex ed, and yet her seventeen year old daughter got her eggo preggo. See, this is why just teaching abstinence makes no sense -because teenagers are horny bastards, and they are going to have sex, whether you like it or not. That's just how we're wired. Just saying "Don't do it! It doesn't matter how to be safe, because you're not going to do it!" won't work.

Also. Regarding the props in just measly ol' CA? Yeah. If you vote for prop 8, I will hunt you down and cut out your uterus and staple it to your forehead, you ignorant bigot. Everyone in my town seems to be veheemately against it, except these people, whom I saw had one of those things on their lawn that said "Yes on Prop 8 (ProtectMarriages.com)" and it just made me so mad. Wtf marriages don't need to be protected, okay? And why do you care anyway? IT DOES NOT EFFECT YOU, IF A MAN MARRIES ANOTHER MAN/ WOMAN MARRIES ANOTHER WOMAN. TRUST ME, THEIR MARRIAGE WILL NOT TAINT YOUR NEO-NAZI EVANGELICAL MARRIAGE WITH THEIR ~HOMOSEXUAL SIN~. JESUS ON A BIKE.

I'm not sure I remember which prop this one is, but I don't think it should be made a law that you *have* to get parental consent for an abortion. I don't feel as strongly as this one, because there is a good argument for both sides. On the one hand, girls have died, because they didn't spend a time recovering from the abortion, because their parents weren't aware. Hemmorhaging, and all that. But, I have heard of girls who have gotten beaten by their parents, for getting pregnant, and this is more often than the former.

I am tired now, and I have a four day week next week. Hurrah. I'm going over to Susannah's house, for, like, the first effing time in forever. Because she lives so far from trick-or-treater neighborhoods -the reason why I'm camping out at her place (I really fucking hate trick-or-treaters when I'm not one of them)- we're just going to gorge ourselves with candy, and watch scary movies. Needless to say, our nerves will be shot, but I think it will be a day well spent. PLUS. HOMG. SHE IS TOTES GOING AS A SPARKLEPIRE. IT IS EPIC, AND MAKES ME LAUGH. HA. HAHAHA. AHAHA. YES.

Adios.

Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Pairings: E/B, and all other cannon pairings (for the time being)
Rating: PG-13/T
Category: Romance/Angst
Spoilers: Well. For Twilight, I suppose. But that's kind of a no-brainer.
Warnings: Language
Summary: "It doesn't have to be hard." I clenched my fingers around his, knuckles white with desperation. "It could be like breathing air." He almost smiled, and then he murmured in my ear, "If it's as easy as breathing, then I have a lung infection."AH AU

Chapter 4

Sorry again if you are a member of either or both lion_lamb / twilight_fics .

AGH. OK, so I have people who already have two of the communities I posted this in, but imma post it here anyway, so:

Title: How To Fall A Million Different Ways
Pairings: E/B, and all other cannon pairings (for the time being)
Rating: PG-13/T
Category: Romance/Angst
Spoilers: Well. For Twilight, I suppose. But that's kind of a no-brainer.
Note: This is probably the most basic of AH-AUs. I've actually never seen it done before, though, she here it is.
Thanks to to </a></b></a>its_stephanie24 for beta-reading chapter dos! Uh. Beware of a bit of ghettoness with the last chapter -I forgot to send it to my beta D: And it was rather late.

Summary: It doesn't have to be hard." I clenched my fingers around his, knuckles white with desperation. "It could be like breathing air." He almost smiled, and then he murmured in my ear, "If it's as easy as breathing, then I have a lung infection."AH AU

Chapter 3

BLAHBLAHBLAH. WHATEVER.

God, I don't even read AH AU's. And am I the only one who thinks Barflies is totally ... sucky? Like, a lot? I really just think it's over the top and excessively cheesy, and terribly shallow and shmaltzy. Blech.

Also, who else is already gearing up for NaNoWriMo? I decided to change my idea from what it originally was, because everyone died, and I decided I wanted to write something a little... less bleak, I suppose.

ANYWAY. I'm done.

Title: Breathing In An Air Tight Cell
Rating: T (for language)
Summary: Meet Bella: Wallflower-wannabe, new chick, with a slowly
disappearing future. Now meet Edward: Insomniac, smart-ass, with a past that
won't let him go. Can Bella open Edward up? And more importantly, can Edward
do the same for Bella? AH, AU
Note: Thanks a bunch to its_stephanie24  for beta-reading for me!

So, I've been working on this fic like crazy. It's like, seriously, my baby. I've done a ton of research on it, and have written out an outline -which I never do. Plus, the first chapter is twenty-two pages long.

So, after debating whether I wanted to post it when I finished it or not, I posted the first chapter. I'm working my way through the second one, AS WE SPEAK.

And, I'll be honest; I'm really stoked for this fic. I thought this was a pretty obvious route for the whole AU, thing, but I've seen one with this exact idea, so... hurrah.

The first chapter is pretty slow, because I sort of had to rewrite the first chapter of Twilight but, uh, I like the outcome, so....yeah.

The second chapter I think is a lot better.

ANYWAY. SO. I'd, like, really appreciate it if anyone read it?

Title: Breathing In An Air Tight Cell
Rating: T
Warnings: A little language
Summery: Basically, Twilight, except there are no mythical creatures, and none of that. He wasn’t like the other students, in such a way, I couldn’t place my finger on. He just struck me as different. Intriguing, in his quiet manner.

This took me way longer than it should have to write. But I'm pretty happy with the outcome, so. Yeah,

Title: When A Death Sentence Is Accommodating 1/2
Pairing: Edward/Tanya
Rating: M
Summery: He saw how her eyes had crawled over the assembly of Cullen’s when they’d first arrived. They landed so finally on his, and she smiled, a half smile.
Note: Thanks a whole bunch to </a></b></a>stellaann for being awesome and helping me out with this.

She was the most naked person with clothes on he had ever seen

Title: To Not Care
Author:vampire_envy9
Rating: PG
Category: General, I think.
Prompt: The first conversation Edward and Rosalie had once she awakens as a vampire.
Summary: Edward has taken an almost immediate dislike to Rosalie. Frustrated of Edward's cold silence, she confronts him.
Warnings: None, really.
Note: Thanks a bunch to
its_stephanie24 for beta-reading this for me :)

Before I get to my friends list right now, or any of that, I finally put artwork up on my DeviantArt page! Woot! RIght?

I doubt anyone there would think to look at any of it, but because, well, I've never used the site for that until now.

ANYWAYS. If people want to see what I have up here are the links:

Yellow Fridge
At Bip's Diner
Girl With Short Hair

I know that my photography isn't that good, but I liked those pictures. And I just like the look of the last one. Even though it's not the best quality.

I'm definitely going to put more artwork up tomorrow or Saturday. Hopefully then I can get up more drawings. It's kind of annoying though that I have to use my camera, until we either get a new scanner or fix it somehow. I have to also get better at taking pictures of my stuff.

Also, actually, I was wondering if I should bother putting up this picture of myself? I don't know. Mneh. The picture I have in mind though is a really strange one, because I don't think I really look like my picture.

Whatever.

I'll get to it at one point or another.

I'm just very excited right now :D

Anyways. I need to get down to some fandom business.

So, I'm going to finish my fic by the end of Saturday at the latest. Unless I figure out a way to post it on Sunday morning, when I'm leaving for vacation. I've had too much to think about lately to actually to really think too much about how I'm going to do it, but I have an idea. Even though I've started it twice now, and neither beginning worked. But the idea I have in mind seems like the best fit. The key is just not to forget it. Then I get to finish off my Rosalie/Edward (platonic) fic for twilightathon.
This fic is seriously making me want to write a Rosalie/Edward though, so I think I will. I don't know how smutty I'm going to make it though :/ Probably not over the top if it is, though. Which it most likely will have a little of.
But, GUH. That's my new favorite pairing right now.

Aside from fanfiction, the only other thing I'm writing write now, is my screenplay for ScriNzy. I'm actually really excited for this one. I just need to figure out the very beginning. And some parts that have to do with the actual plot. But the basic idea has me really excited. 

So, that just about wraps it up. Check out my DeviantArt stuff, if you please.
And that's it.

Sooo.

GUH.

I'm going to have to be a dork again in this entry.

Anyway, so I know the excerpt from The Host came out a little while ago, but basically my computer decided to be a jerkface, and all the pages in the PDF are totally blank. Yeah. It's retarded. And I want to know what happens.

Thus we reach the point of this entry.

I was just wondering if someone would be kind enough to tell me what happens in it, or something? That would be ridiculously awesome.

That's all really.

Haley out!

Have you all seen the official Twilight movie promo pictures?

Here is me, and here is me dead with fangirly glee.

I try to not fangirl but, AHMAHGAH. I am flipping out, here. Quite badly, actually.

Everyone, run, not walk to twilight_film to see the incredible gloriousness that is THE OFFICIAL CULLEN'S.

So, yeah. If anyone wants to fangirl with me, I really wouldn't mind. Especially right now.

Enjoy :D